The title of this post is a favorite saying of my office mate. I wish Lexa would heed this advice sometimes. Alas, she shares the drama with everyone. She was in performance mode again at the wedding she attended with me yesterday, doing several solos in the dance area and asking the d.j. if she could sing. Blissfully, he said there would not be enough time. So instead, she pestered some horses (the wedding was at a ranch) and then joined the flower girl, Grace, in creating potions to ward off monsters. Well, you know there
must be monsters lurking around a country wedding.

The photo I've included was taken with my phone camera moments before the horse tried to eat the ribbons off of Lexa's dress. And, yes, I'll be taking the dress to the cleaners tomorrow because she's supposed to be wearing it to her brother's 1st Communion. I'll have to ask the bride if her dad and his wife still give riding lessons. For those of you who haven't heard, horse riding lessons are Lexa's incentive to quit sucking her thumb. Every morning following a full day and night of no thumb sucking, she receives a miniature toy horse; she'll get the riding lessons when she gets 3 weeks' worth of toy horses. So far this has kept her pretty motivated, especially since the horses get to dance on a daily basis in their
disco play set. I'd love to explain what possesses someone to make such a toy, but I feel like I have no right to judge since I purchased the toy in the first place. Whatever...if it takes disco horses to get the girl to kick the thumb habit, I say keep the mirror ball spinning.
Noah was in a bit of trouble this weekend, so there's not much to report about him. However, I can say that my friend Caroline was impressed with his Wii guitar skills. Lexa was moody to the 100th power by the time we got around to Guitar Hero World Tour, so she did not join us as a band groupie like she usually does. She did compose a few songs today, though, including one titled "Help Me, Jesus, That Girl Is Crazy."
Amen, Lexa, amen.
It was a typically dramatic day at the Roussel Roost.